The Great Minecraft Speedrun

The Great Minecraft Speedrun is an event that caused so much pain. There were many casualties including but not limited to The Ender Dragon, danay several times, andy, anthony, ana, jeff, michael, and cristobal.

Pre-Speedrun
Important Events


 * Danay and Ana intercourse while Cristobal is forced to watch
 * Jeff and Andy stuck in a hole
 * Anthony and Michael Pre-Pre-Speedrun setup

In the beginning, both of the original people who joined set up the scoreboards and the team names. The hour before the Great Minecraft Speedrun is said to be the most chaotic and intense hour of all of human history. A common name for this hour is "The Hour Before the World Goes to Hell". Most of the participants of the speedrun were present during that hour excluding Jeff aka Butter and Michael for a short while. Public indecency and violence were common activities during this time. An important event to point out is the gay sex done between Danay and Ana, as this is referenced later during the speedrun. The gay sex is said to have lasted for the duration of the hour. Anthony would troll Cristobal by locking him in the room with the lesbians. Andy would just be watching various gameshows in the jail cell's basement. There was a lot of tension building during this time and this tension is often said to have influenced the subsequent massacres during the speedrun.

Early Speedrun
Important Events


 * Andy lost his wood
 * The First Massacre

In the beginning of the speedrun, everyone was teleported outside during the night causing several casualties. After the time was set to day and the monsters were gone, everyone from both teams spread out marking the start of "The First Massacre". Some important interactions during this time were, Jeff v. Danay and Cristobal v. Andy. Jeff v. Danay and Ana was a battle where Jeff aka Butter spontaneously attack both Danay and Ana because of the unholy deed they committed during the pre-game; the war resulted in the death of both Danay and Ana. This war set a standard of Butter killing Danay any chance he'd get. Cristobal v. Andy was a small yet significant battle. The result of the battle was that Cristobal stole Andy's wood thus causing Andy to constantly attack Cristobal in an attempt to get his wood back. There were other smaller interferences but these were not as important as the two mentioned previously. Anthony went out to mine and Ana would not be seen again until post-nether. Michael, Cristobal, and Jeff were in a huge advantage during this phase as the many battles slowed down the other team. The early speedrun section ends with both parties entering the nether realm.

The Nether
Important Events


 * The Piglin Attacks
 * Nether Portal Security Breach
 * Anthony wins the game

Anthony was the first to enter the nether, however it was only to scare the opposing team. He does come back shortly after and was able to find the fortress way before the other team. When Michael, Cristobal, and Jeff enter the nether, they had started a long search for the fortress without ever finding it. Because of this, Anthony's team was able to catch up and be neck and neck with the other team. The piglins would constantly impede Michael, Mung, and Jefferson and this would cause them to constantly die away from spawn and have to run the entire way back.

The Post-Nether Phase
Important Events


 * The Lag Switch Enters
 * Battle of Bunker Hill
 * The Comeback

The Post-Nether Phase is the most eventful phase of the speedrun. Anthony had finished collecting the blaze rods and was ready to head out but Cristobal takes the offensive and comes through the portal and finds out he can enter the other team's base, killing Ana in the process. Anthony comes through the portal and checks the damage that was done. Meanwhile, Andy was busy mining iron when Jeff sees him mining. Anthony was trying to destroy the portal as Michael was still in the nether and he knew that he wouldn't be able to defeat him if he comes through. However, he was too late. Michael comes through the portal, not knowing where he is, while Anthony starts attacking as quickly as possible. Michael turns around and starts fighting. The gods bless Anthony and gets the power of lag switching and is able to defeat Michael, virtually eliminating Michael's, Cristobal's, and Jeff's progress. After his defeat, Michael joins Jeff and Cristobal in the standstill between them and Andy. Jefferson starts mining towards Andy while Andy tries to keep his distance to not get attacked. He gets messaged by Anthony to get out of there but he refuses as he will go down with the ship. As this battle is occurring, Anthony regroups with Danay and Ana and move out to the stronghold.

The End Phase
Important Events


 * The Battle of Bunker Hill Finale
 * Anthony Gets To The End
 * Everyone Gives Up

The End Phase ends the Battle of Bunker Hill. Cristobal and Jefferson dug their way to Andy, and Andy had no choice but to surrender. They tortured him to find out the coordinates of Anthony, Ana, and Danay, but he wouldn't crack. Meanwhile, Anthony was making progress towards the stronghold but were halted as Danay and Ana kept dying so fucking much. Once they got their footing back, they were able to make it to the stronghold, but they couldn't fucking find that stupid piece of shit portal. With everyone pretty much done, they agreed to team up and fight the dragon together. The group makes it to the end and have a climatic fight with the Dragon, which of course ends with Jeff killing the dragon again.